Big Announcement

Greetings. Please accept my apologies for my absence over these past few weeks, as well as Madison's. The other guys, don't know what's up with them, but Madison and me have been very busy. Very very busy.

We actually have a big announcement that we can't share at the moment, or any foreseeable moment in the future. BUT, here are some possibilities*:

- We have cured cancer and AIDS, but also accidently created a new disease called caidser.
- We have been commissioned to write the sequel for Tuesdays with Morrie, entitled Wednesdays with Dracula. It's a bit of a departure from the first book.
- We have both been diagnosed with ED(eternal diahrrea). Not fun.
- I've lost the ability to love while Madison can't seemingly love enough. We're trying to find a happy medium.
- We created this. Best time of my life.
- We have discovered a new type of pornography that no one has ever thought of or seen, and which has the possibilty to tear the world apart. One hint: papercuts.

Maybe someday we'll be able to share the big news. If all goes well, hopefully in 8-9 months.

*By "possibilities," I mean "things that are not the announcement."