Thursday, December 01, 2005

WWYRD: A Game

Here's a game I designed specifically for this blog. I made it up, and anyone who says he or she has played this before is a dirty liar. The initials in the title stand for "Who Would You Rather Do?" It's based on the famous acronym WWJD, which stands for "Who Would Jesus Do?" It's a fun game, where two choices are given, usually celebrities, and you have to choose who you'd rather do. You then take your choice and pair it with another celebrity, and the next person has to choose who he/she would rather do, and so on forever. Scientifically, we would eventually land on the most desirable person possible.

But we're not going to do that. That's not very interesting. What IS interesting, would be going the opposite way: "Who Would You Rather Not Do?" So, I would choose two people, then the first person who wants to play would use the comments section to choose who they would rather not do, then replacing the person not chosen with a new choice. Listing brief reasons why you chose how you chose would make it fun too. This way, we would find out the least desirable person ever, and everyone knows ugliness is much more interesting than beauty. Please note that I am using the word "person," meaning of either sex. No sexism here. Fictional characters work too, as does specifying a person in a certain time period.

I'll start off lightly. The first two choices are:
Roseanne or Oprah?

Remember: Who would you rather NOT do?

(Note: I know this isn't going to go anywhere, but I wanted to post and couldn't think of anything else.)

13 comments:

Darby Turnipseed said...

OK, I'll start. I would rather not do Roseanne.

Next choice: Roseanne or Penny Marshall

Travis said...

I still would rather not do Roseanne. (we probably should have started off with 2 hot chicks)

Next Choice: Roseanne or Liz Sheridan

Darby Turnipseed said...

Liz Sheridan is a damn good pick. Didn't recognize the name, but looked her up and recognized the face. I would definitely rather not do Liz Sheridan.

Next choice: Liz Sheridan or Florence Stanley

Travis said...

It's gotta be Liz Sheridan again partly because I saw her in a jazz club in LA and she's a horrible singer, she then had the Soup Nazi come and threaten that he would cut our throats with a butter knife because we were loud and makeing fun of her. (This is a true story)

Next Choice: Liz sheridan or Anna Nicole Smith (the fat one, not the cocaine induced model that she is now)

bradley Gardener said...

Anna Nicole Smith of course
Fat skin is better than old skin
Her ass was sufficiently fat at that point too

I pose Liz Sheridan vs. Marlee Matlin
Don't be fooled by her face,
Not being able to hear is a major turn off for me

bradley Gardener said...

I mean I still rather not do Liz Sheridan

Angie T said...

I'd rather not do Liz Sheridan, which leaves:

Liz Sheridan or Karen Hughes?

I'm convinced Karen Hughes is a she-male but don't let that sway you.

bradley Gardener said...

shudder...
I'll go with Liz Sheridan
Like Larry David I don't do Bush supporters
I'd rather not do Karen Hughes
Lets through out
Karen Hughes vs. Luna Vashan

Darby Turnipseed said...

I would much rather do Karen Hughes, and not just because I'm heterosexual. She's kinda attractive, actually. Love her hair.

Hutton Gibson or Rosetta LeNoire?

bradley Gardener said...

I'm actually pretty pissed I didn't get to bang Rosetta. Maybe we could run the triz next time. Hutton Gibson is despicable. I'm sick of seeing his name. Either he dies, or feeeeeeel the pain

Johnny Wadd or Hutton Gibson

Darby Turnipseed said...

Johnny Wadd, aka John Holmes, had AIDS. Gotta stay away from that.

Johnny Wadd or Dom Deluise?

Travis said...

AIDS isn't that bad but doing voice overs for crappy animated movies is (that's an Oliver & Co. reference)

Dom Deluise or Anne Ramsey?

Darby Turnipseed said...

I'd probably rather do Dom. At least he knows Mel Brooks.

Anne Ramsey or Marguerite Perrin?