you forgot what?

Shit! Fuck! Crap! Nards! Smithsonianizer! I can't believe I forgot. The most important moment in my life and I forgot! Only if I had remembered, would have things changed? Fuck this Shizer! Am I real? Are you real? Are we real? Only if I had not done what I did to that silly sandwich. The future could have changed, and the rightful owners of that 86' blue Tornado, could be petting cats and shit. Sigh, the only things that keeps me going anymore is holding in bowel movements, and then releasing them, ever so slowly.

Did I mention I simply detest bread that's toasted. Why would you? I mean, what's the point of heating bread, its already hot enough already. And toast? That's an original name. Let's name a food after the action that forms it. Shit is annoying.

I was at the corner store, and some guy asked me, "Excuse me sir, do you know the time" I laughed in that faggots face. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Only gays don't know the time, its against their religion.

I walk everywhere. Once, I walked to the park. I had a good time. It was nice. I walked home.