I hate V A N D E R B I L T

For all intent and purpose, our short lived friendship is over. I hate you, and everything you stand for. I wiped my ass with French toast this morning cuz' I know you like it. Can't believe you were the one that took my Solstice Nintendo game pak. You know how much trouble I got in for that. I was restricted to playing tether ball for a whole week. I got really good, which helped me digo later on, but the hardships I suffered weren't worth it.

Now you tell me you took it. Sigh... The balls you have Vanderbilt are of the king sized variety. I thought you had duke sized balls (get it, duke/dong, aka specializing in the face to duke maneuver) Honestly, that's why I haven't been posting. The puzzle based formula of this game is unique. I thought my Famicom might have eaten it, but alas it did not, you took it.

I have been forced to read books by Dan Brown (brown is for shit), and repeatedly watch the second disc of Saved by the Bell the New Class Season 1. Oh have I wasted my life.

While I'm at it... I hate how you always pee all over the toilet seat, and that man smell which I once found attractive now wears on my nasal cavity. Did you have to maraud Maude's vaginal cavity (Black Morris's Mom/ An awkward Haitian Man's hot mom) Dude I wanted that shit. I know you let me shit on her chest as conciliation, but C'mon.

I'll never forgive you for that time you ate all of my cheese, and told me the mouse from mouse trap stole it. I believed you man. I burned that plastic. We drank sasperilla and spit sad songs. We proceeded to digo a baked ham and dog shit on a bagel.

You convinced me to digo a pineapple. Have you ever had that kind of acid penetrate an opening. Ever get that shit in a cut? You're getting the picture. Then you led me to a glory hole. You told me there was a pH neutral Vagina on the other side. There wasn't. I made an Italian man's uncle choke to death.

There are only a short list of grievances I have with you Vanderbilt. So fuck you, and I bid you a bad day. Oh yeah, I'm officially letting everyone know that megaman made you puke your don, BADLY.